This follows the 'bad astronomy' story in the Telegraph last week, that Betelgeuse could explode any moment now (ie in the next million years or so).
The Daily Mail has this wonderful headline:
Asteroid the size of the Titanic caused giant crater on Jupiter spotted by amateur astrologer
All together now, "An astronomer studies the stars, an astrologer ... well, doesn't."
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