Yes, it's that time of year again. Some of the following headlines are untrue. Some of them just ought to be. I'll let you decide.
UPDATE: Labour's election strategy: bring on no-nonsense hard man Gordon Brown
Ferrets key to bridging the digital divide between cities and rural areas
Mormons: ‘We don’t want Bible bashers’
Parole chief: release more prisoners
Hadron Collider II planned for the Circle Line
Condoms can help on poverty - Catholic leader
Airborne Association: Flying to the rescue of stranded motorists, the AA rocketmen
England, the sick woman of Europe: Our poor cancer detection and bad diet mean Slovenian women live longer
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